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[SIRENS WAILING]

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[♪♪♪]

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Greetings, Bat fans.
This is Batman.

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And Robin, the Boy Wonder.

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And me too, Bat-Mite.

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Welcoming you to<i> The New
Adventures of Batman.</i>

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<i>Watch us wage our
n</i>e<i>ver-ending battle</i>

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<i> of good versus evil.</i>

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ROBIN: <i> Ride with us, as we chase
the</i> <i> greatest array of villains</i>

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<i> the world has ever seen.</i>

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<i>Proving that crime </i>
d<i>oes not pay.</i>

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BATMAN: <i> Get set for
thrills and action.</i>

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Join me, Batman.

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And me, Robin the Boy Wonder.

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And Batgirl.

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And me too, Bat-Mite.

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<i>In the super </i>New
Adventures of Batman.

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[♪♪♪]

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[♪♪♪]

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[JOKER LAUGHING]

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JOKER: Well done, Giggles.

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That's a good hyena.

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[LAUGHING]

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Yes sir, there's nothing
like the sound of laughter

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to make a house a home.

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[LAUGHS]

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What's this?

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Ooooh, what funtastic news.

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[LAUGHS]

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Giggles, my boy, we're
going to be rich.

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Rich beyond our
wildest dreams.

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[BOTH LAUGH]

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[♪♪♪]

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Set point, Dickie boy.

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Service.

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[BUZZING]

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Nice shot.

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I was lucky to win that one.

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You're getting tough, Dick.

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Are you really gonna
hold me to our bet?

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I sure am.

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You're cooking all the meals
for a whole week, my boy.

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Which reminds me, I'm starving.

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What's for dinner?

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What else?

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My specialty.

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Not peanut butter
and sardine pie?

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That's the one.

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I'm glad we didn't
play winner take all.

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[BEEPING]

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Bruce. The Bat-signal!

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The commissioner wants us.

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To the Batcave!

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[♪♪♪]

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Hold it, Robin.

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What's wrong, Batman?

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Someone's been
snooping around here.

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You don't think it's--?

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BAT-MITE: Hello,
hello, Dynamic Duo!

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Alright, where
are you, Bat-Mite?

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Ta-da!

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[SIGHS]

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Bat-Mite, I
thought we told you

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to stay in your own world
and out of our hair.

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I tried.

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I really did,

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but it was dreadfully boring.

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Besides, you need my
help to fight evil.

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Three's a crowd, Bat-Mite.

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But-- But all I
wanna do is help.

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Let's face it, Bat-Mite:

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You're a nice guy, but
you're also a royal pain.

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All right, I'm
going. I'm going.

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I know when I'm not wanted.

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Think we were a little
hard on him, Batman.

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Don't worry. He'll
be back soon enough.

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Come on, we'd better see
what the commissioner wants.

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[REVS ENGINE]

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ROBIN: Poor Bat-Mite
was really disappointed.

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Relax, Boy Wonder.

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It's better that
he stays behind.

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But not too far behind.

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[GIGGLING]

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This videotape
cassette just arrived.

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I-- I think you two
better take a look.

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<i> [LAUGHING]</i>

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The Joker!

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<i>Greetings, </i> <i>Batbrain
and Boy Blunder.</i>

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<i> [LAUGHING]</i>

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<i>This evening, </i> <i>at
precisely 7 o'clock,</i>

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<i>I, the notorious Joker, will
stage the biggest rip-off</i>

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<i>in the history
of </i> <i>Gotham City.</i>

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<i> [LAUGHING]</i>

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<i> And I will do it</i>

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<i> right under your very noses,</i>

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<i> Batman and Robin.</i>

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<i> [LAUGHING]</i>

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Doesn't he know it's
not polite to point?

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<i>And since you'll need all
the </i> <i>help you can get,</i>

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<i> remember this clue:</i>

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<i> Oil and water don't mix.</i>

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<i> [LAUGHS]</i>

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Do you have any idea
what the Joker's up to?

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Not yet, commissioner, but we--

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I know.

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I know, I know,
I know, I know.

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The Joker's clue, oil
and water don't mix,

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is full-- Is full
of hidden meanings.

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Good, good. Like what?

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Well, how should I know?

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He's the brains of the outfit.

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[SIGHS]

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We'll get right on
it, commissioner.

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Let's go, Robin.

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We have less than an hour

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to figure out what
the Joker's up to.

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[♪♪♪]

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Hey, wait for me!

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I fed the Bat-computer
everything in our crime file

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on the Joker, Batman.

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Well, if you want my opinion--

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That's just it. We
don't want your opinion.

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Now, the best way
you can help us,

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is not to help us.

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But-- Don't call
us. We'll call you.

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There's not much here, Batman.

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I'm afraid our investigation's
running out of gas already.

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Gas!

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Robin, that's it!

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Look at this:

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ROBIN: "Scientist to unveil

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amazing new car tonight."

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"Professor Julius
Erwin will demonstrate

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"his revolutionary new car

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"that runs on water
instead of gasoline,

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at 7 o'clock this evening
at the Convention Center."

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I don't get it.

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What is gasoline made from?

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Oil.

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Hey, well, the Joker's clue:

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Oil and water don't mix.

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He was talking about that car.

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Right, old chum.

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I'll alert the commissioner.

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All right, I'll capture
the Joker myself.

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Now, which button
do I push first?

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Eeny, meeny, miney, Mite!

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[♪♪♪]

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Oops! Wrong button.

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[CRASHING]

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The Batmobile.

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Talk to you later,
commissioner.

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Clear the way!

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Bungling baloney, Bat-Mite!

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Come back here.

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This will stop him, Robin.

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All I wanted to do was help.

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I know, Bat-Mite, but
unless you stop interfering

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we'll never catch the Joker.

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What are you trying to
tell me, Caped Crusaders?

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We'll catch the Joker
without your help.

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Do you understand?

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[♪♪♪]

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Professor Erwin
is due any moment.

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He's scheduled to
give a short speech,

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then demonstrate the car.

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That's probably when the
Joker will make his move.

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My men are ready.

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Here comes the professor.

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Thank you, ladies and
gentlemen, and honored guests.

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Today marks a major milestone
in automotive history.

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Here sits a car

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that will run perfectly

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on nothing more
than plain water.

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[♪♪♪]

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[AUDIENCE GASPS]

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Commissioner, I've heard
the professor speak before,

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and there's something
different about his voice.

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PROFESSOR [ON MONITOR]:<i> And now I will
personally demonstrate my invention.</i>

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First, we fill the power
cell with ordinary tap water.

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Robin, zoom in on the
professor's hand with Camera 3.

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I'm zooming.

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Jumpin' jewelry, Batman!

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That ring-- It's the Joker's!

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Let's clinch this
car caper, Robin!

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[♪♪♪]

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Batman and Robin!

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Holy goof-ups, Bat-Mite.

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You just blew
our sneak attack.

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I spotted him first.

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He's mine. He's mi--

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Help!

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Yeeowwwww!

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So long, Dynamic Dud-os!

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[LAUGHING]

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Too bad your little
friend decided to drop in.

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[LAUGHS]

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BAT-MITE: Look out!

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Batman, you saved my life.

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We all have our weak moments.

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We found the real professor
tied up in that shed.

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You have to get
my invention back.

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It's not perfected yet, and
under certain conditions

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it can explode with the
force of a nuclear bomb.

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Smokin' smithereens!

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What kind of conditions?

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That's just it.

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When the Joker grabbed me,

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I got bumped on the head,

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and now I-- I can't remember.

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[♪♪♪]

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The Joker could've hidden that
car anywhere in Gotham City.

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That's a lot of
territory to search.

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We have to warn everyone.
The whole city's in danger.

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I'm afraid that would only
result in mass panic, professor.

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Somehow we've got to locate
the Joker and your car

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before it's too late.

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The only question is:
Where do we start?

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JOKER [ON MONITOR]:
<i>Greetings,</i>

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<i> citizens of Gotham City.</i>

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<i> [LAUGHS]</i>

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The Joker.

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BATMAN: He must be jamming
every TV set in town.

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<i> [WHISTLES]</i>

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<i>Come and get me, </i>
b<i>oys. Ha, ha, ha.</i>

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Why, that's our
parking lot out back!

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[♪♪♪]

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[LAUGHS]

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When I fill her up,
I don't mess around.

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<i>But now I present </i> <i>my
new AquaCar! Ha, ha.</i>

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It's an idea that
really holds water.

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[LAUGHS]

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And I'll sell it to
the highest bidder!

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[LAUGHS]

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I've always said you
coppers are all wet.

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[LAUGHING]

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[TIRES SCREECHING]

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Give us the car, Joker.

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Only for a price,
Caped Creeps.

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[LAUGHS]

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Then here's our down payment.

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[TIRES SCREECHING]

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Now who's laughing, Joker?

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Hey, wait, Batman. I'll help.

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BAT-MITE: I'll stop him.

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Batman, duck.

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Whose side is he on, anyway?

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I dunno, but he's
wearing our colors.

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All I wanted to do was help.

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COMMISSIONER: Please
think hard, professor.

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Try once more to remember.

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What is it that might
trigger your car to explode?

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I'm sorry, I just don't...

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Wait a minute!

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It has something
to do with salt.

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Now I remember. Salt.

257
00:14:16,990 --> 00:14:18,055
Salt?

258
00:14:18,925 --> 00:14:19,924
Salt?

259
00:14:19,926 --> 00:14:21,225
Okay, thanks, commissioner.

260
00:14:21,227 --> 00:14:22,226
Salt?

261
00:14:22,228 --> 00:14:23,427
Keep talking, professor.

262
00:14:23,429 --> 00:14:27,531
If salt contaminates
my car's power unit,

263
00:14:27,533 --> 00:14:29,333
it will reverse polarity.

264
00:14:29,335 --> 00:14:30,501
And...?

265
00:14:30,503 --> 00:14:33,337
And the car will
begin converting

266
00:14:33,339 --> 00:14:35,807
all the water near
it into energy,

267
00:14:35,809 --> 00:14:37,842
until it explodes.

268
00:14:37,844 --> 00:14:40,344
The more water, the
bigger the explosion, eh?

269
00:14:40,346 --> 00:14:43,247
Commissioner, bring Professor
Erwin to the waterfront

270
00:14:43,249 --> 00:14:44,682
as fast as you can.

271
00:14:44,684 --> 00:14:47,584
Robin, if our hunch about
Joker's location is right,

272
00:14:47,586 --> 00:14:50,521
we don't have much time
to head off a disaster.

273
00:14:50,523 --> 00:14:52,190
We'll have to
surround the harbor.

274
00:14:52,192 --> 00:14:53,191
Take the Batboat.

275
00:14:53,193 --> 00:14:54,792
I'll meet you with
the Batmobile.

276
00:14:54,794 --> 00:14:56,393
I'm on my way, Batman.

277
00:14:58,031 --> 00:15:00,031
[♪♪♪]

278
00:15:15,248 --> 00:15:16,347
BAT-MITE: Guess who?

279
00:15:22,555 --> 00:15:23,654
Bat-Mite!

280
00:15:23,656 --> 00:15:24,722
Aww, you peeked.

281
00:15:24,724 --> 00:15:26,257
Never mind that.

282
00:15:28,694 --> 00:15:32,096
You've caused us enough
trouble, so buzz off.

283
00:15:32,098 --> 00:15:34,098
[SOBBING]

284
00:15:35,768 --> 00:15:38,435
Hey, you don't have
to cry about it.

285
00:15:38,437 --> 00:15:39,904
I can't help it.

286
00:15:39,906 --> 00:15:41,672
Nobody wants me around.

287
00:15:41,674 --> 00:15:43,607
That's because
you never listen.

288
00:15:43,609 --> 00:15:46,477
We have to find the professor's
car before it explodes,

289
00:15:46,479 --> 00:15:48,645
and we can't afford
any more foul-ups!

290
00:15:50,850 --> 00:15:53,517
Come on, don't take it so hard.

291
00:15:55,521 --> 00:15:58,055
Okay, okay.

292
00:15:58,057 --> 00:16:01,292
You can stay on one
condition. All right!

293
00:16:01,294 --> 00:16:04,962
Promise me you'll sit still
and not touch a thing.

294
00:16:04,964 --> 00:16:06,097
I promise.

295
00:16:06,099 --> 00:16:07,098
On, James.

296
00:16:28,554 --> 00:16:31,688
Okay, Bat-Mite, you stay
here and keep quiet.

297
00:16:31,690 --> 00:16:33,457
I'm gonna take a look around.

298
00:16:47,073 --> 00:16:48,272
Aww, what'll it hurt

299
00:16:48,274 --> 00:16:50,574
just to sneak one
eensy-teensy little peek?

300
00:16:54,680 --> 00:16:56,213
Robin?

301
00:16:56,215 --> 00:16:58,015
R-Ro-- Robin?

302
00:17:00,019 --> 00:17:01,218
[GASPS]

303
00:17:01,220 --> 00:17:03,220
[LAUGHS]

304
00:17:06,426 --> 00:17:08,692
[JOKER LAUGHING]

305
00:17:08,694 --> 00:17:11,362
So with a ridiculous
getup like that,

306
00:17:11,364 --> 00:17:13,197
you can only be the Bat-Mite.

307
00:17:13,199 --> 00:17:14,932
[LAUGHS]

308
00:17:14,934 --> 00:17:18,635
And the Dynamic Do-Nothings
can't be far behind.

309
00:17:18,637 --> 00:17:19,636
[LAUGHS]

310
00:17:22,608 --> 00:17:23,707
Come, Giggles.

311
00:17:26,346 --> 00:17:30,514
We're going to give them
a little surprise party.

312
00:17:30,516 --> 00:17:31,515
[LAUGHS]

313
00:17:34,253 --> 00:17:35,252
[LAUGHS]

314
00:17:38,924 --> 00:17:41,425
Go ahead and laugh. I'm
gonna warn Batman and Robin.

315
00:17:41,427 --> 00:17:42,460
You'll see.

316
00:17:45,031 --> 00:17:47,564
Uh-oh, I forgot...

317
00:17:47,566 --> 00:17:49,933
steel is the one
thing that stops me.

318
00:17:58,911 --> 00:17:59,910
Hey!

319
00:18:00,946 --> 00:18:02,279
[LAUGHS]

320
00:18:02,281 --> 00:18:04,781
Welcome aboard, Boy Blunder.

321
00:18:04,783 --> 00:18:07,518
Joker, you have to give
up the professor's car.

322
00:18:07,520 --> 00:18:08,752
It's going to explode!

323
00:18:08,754 --> 00:18:11,855
Sure, sure, and
I'm Santa Claus.

324
00:18:11,857 --> 00:18:14,392
[LAUGHS]

325
00:18:14,394 --> 00:18:16,360
[LAUGHING]

326
00:18:17,796 --> 00:18:18,829
Give that back.

327
00:18:18,831 --> 00:18:21,399
[CLEARING THROAT]

328
00:18:21,401 --> 00:18:22,699
[AS ROBIN] Robin to Batman.

329
00:18:22,701 --> 00:18:24,068
Come in, Batman.

330
00:18:24,737 --> 00:18:25,736
Go ahead, Robin.

331
00:18:25,738 --> 00:18:27,271
<i> I've located the Joker.</i>

332
00:18:27,273 --> 00:18:29,140
<i> Pier 7. Berth 2.</i>

333
00:18:29,142 --> 00:18:30,641
Nice going, Boy Wonder.

334
00:18:30,643 --> 00:18:31,642
See ya there.

335
00:18:31,644 --> 00:18:32,676
I'll be waiting.

336
00:18:32,678 --> 00:18:33,677
[LAUGHS]

337
00:18:36,615 --> 00:18:38,949
[LAUGHING]

338
00:18:46,125 --> 00:18:48,125
[SIREN WAILING]

339
00:18:48,794 --> 00:18:50,161
Batman!

340
00:18:50,163 --> 00:18:52,663
Commissioner, we've found
the Joker at Pier 7.

341
00:18:52,665 --> 00:18:54,165
The salt air.

342
00:18:54,167 --> 00:18:57,868
That makes the danger
even greater, Batman.

343
00:18:57,870 --> 00:19:01,272
The more water, the
bigger the explosion.

344
00:19:01,274 --> 00:19:03,140
That's what I was afraid of.

345
00:19:03,142 --> 00:19:05,176
The waterfront is the
worst possible place

346
00:19:05,178 --> 00:19:06,910
for the Joker to hide the car.

347
00:19:09,615 --> 00:19:13,784
I have to warn Batman that he's
walking into a trap, but how?

348
00:19:13,786 --> 00:19:16,153
I don't know, but you'd
better do it fast...

349
00:19:16,155 --> 00:19:18,322
before this car explodes.

350
00:19:18,324 --> 00:19:19,323
Huh?

351
00:19:20,960 --> 00:19:23,260
Holy nuclear time bomb.

352
00:19:29,902 --> 00:19:31,835
Robin's Batring signal.

353
00:19:31,837 --> 00:19:35,206
Something's up, and it's
going to be me in the Batgyro.

354
00:19:42,881 --> 00:19:45,015
[LAUGHS]

355
00:19:45,017 --> 00:19:47,684
Here comes the
Batmobile now, Giggles.

356
00:19:47,686 --> 00:19:51,722
In a minute, we'll have
that Caped Creep caught.

357
00:19:51,724 --> 00:19:53,023
[LAUGHS]

358
00:19:55,394 --> 00:19:56,494
Wait a minute.

359
00:19:56,496 --> 00:19:58,229
Where's Batman?

360
00:19:58,231 --> 00:20:00,864
BATMAN: Right
behind you, Joker.

361
00:20:05,838 --> 00:20:06,837
Up you go.

362
00:20:08,774 --> 00:20:10,040
No fair, Batman.

363
00:20:10,042 --> 00:20:11,041
No fair.

364
00:20:13,246 --> 00:20:14,612
Come on, professor.

365
00:20:14,614 --> 00:20:16,880
Let's find that car of
yours before it's too late.

366
00:20:22,555 --> 00:20:23,554
Robin.

367
00:20:26,592 --> 00:20:27,891
Get out, Batman.

368
00:20:27,893 --> 00:20:30,060
Save yourselves while you can.

369
00:20:35,768 --> 00:20:37,734
Professor, how do you
shut this car down?

370
00:20:39,104 --> 00:20:40,103
Professor!

371
00:20:40,105 --> 00:20:41,172
There--

372
00:20:41,174 --> 00:20:42,173
There's a fuse box

373
00:20:42,175 --> 00:20:44,107
on the right side
of the engine.

374
00:20:44,109 --> 00:20:46,743
There's a trip
switch at the bottom.

375
00:20:52,285 --> 00:20:54,818
We have a lot of
hot water here.

376
00:20:54,820 --> 00:20:56,820
Anyone for tea?

377
00:20:57,923 --> 00:20:59,923
[♪♪♪]

378
00:21:02,828 --> 00:21:06,463
ROBIN: Well, here's
my special supper.

379
00:21:06,465 --> 00:21:08,399
Just in time for breakfast.

380
00:21:08,401 --> 00:21:09,600
That's okay, Robbsie.

381
00:21:09,602 --> 00:21:10,801
I'm starving.

382
00:21:13,472 --> 00:21:14,771
Well?

383
00:21:16,475 --> 00:21:19,276
I think the sardines
add a certain tang

384
00:21:19,278 --> 00:21:20,277
to the peanut butter.

385
00:21:24,983 --> 00:21:27,150
Hey, where'd he go?

386
00:21:27,152 --> 00:21:28,285
Never mind him.

387
00:21:28,287 --> 00:21:29,986
Dish me up some of
that, will you, Robin?

388
00:21:29,988 --> 00:21:32,323
Sure, but I thought
you didn't like it.

389
00:21:32,325 --> 00:21:35,125
Listen, anything that
gets rid of Bat-Mite,

390
00:21:35,127 --> 00:21:36,694
I love!

391
00:21:36,696 --> 00:21:38,662
Ugh.

392
00:21:38,664 --> 00:21:40,664
[LAUGHS] [CHUCKLES]

393
00:21:44,336 --> 00:21:45,803
COMPUTER: <i> Bat-message.</i>

394
00:21:45,805 --> 00:21:47,104
Some people never learn.

395
00:21:47,106 --> 00:21:50,207
But Professor Erwin certainly
learned something today.

396
00:21:50,209 --> 00:21:52,943
He was so worried about looking
good in front of others,

397
00:21:52,945 --> 00:21:57,114
he presented a car to the public
that he knew was dangerous.

398
00:21:57,116 --> 00:21:58,348
Right.

399
00:21:58,350 --> 00:22:00,483
And he learned the most
important lesson of all:

400
00:22:00,485 --> 00:22:03,453
It's not what other people
think about us that's important,

401
00:22:03,455 --> 00:22:06,757
what's important is
doing what is right.

402
00:22:07,960 --> 00:22:09,727
I learned a lot too,
Caped Crusaders.

403
00:22:09,729 --> 00:22:12,362
Next time Robin cooks
supper, I'm eating out.

404
00:22:14,666 --> 00:22:16,666
[♪♪♪]